The world of women – What most men would like to know about ladies

And here we continue to answer to frequently asked questions about women, because we love them and need them and want to leave a good impression the next time we’re trying to bring them home with us. So after you read this and learn a fact or two about these gorgeous beings, remember to take a shower, act like a gentleman and try to sound smart.

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What is she thinking about during sex?
Here’s a few examples: “Maybe I should skip lunch and lose some weight?”, “Oh no, I forgot to defrost vegetables…”,“That new guy in the office looks so masculine, yet so gentle” and “Would he be okay with me thinking about sex with Johnny Depp right now?”. Is that it, there’s nothing else, you ask? Oh no, there’s a lot of nice things going through her mind as you’re relentlessly sweating while trying to satisfy her. For example: “How do I look right now?”,“Did he feel all that disgusting cellulite on my waist?” or “It’d be great if we could dim that light just a little bit more…”.For real, 90 percent of women are simply obsessed with everything else in the world during sex.

Why is it so hard to persuade him to shave down there?
Because you didn’t listen to wise advice of Don Vito Corleone: “Give her an offer she can’t refuse”. For example, bribe her with 10 days in a luxury hotel where she can spend all day in a beauty parlor with vanilla scented wax and waterfall sounds. Just kidding, you don’t have to go that far, but keep in mind that trying to persuade her to shave at home “for better sexual experience” usually won’t work, because if she really wanted it – she would have done it without your boring nagging.

Why do women always have feel cold?
Mainly because they wear light and provocative clothing, hopingthey’ll look attractive to male pigs. But in case they’re wearing something warm and still feel cold, science says they have a higher percentage of body fat which prevents the penetration of external heat. And of course, if we add the famous poor circulation phenomenon, then there’s no choice but to crank the heater up, give her at least five blankets and suggest some cuddling.

Why do women live longer?
They’re born with stronger immune system and higher platelet count. In addition, their heart is more enduring and they produce higher levels of estrogen that kills bad cholesterol in the blood, which is something men just don’t have any luck with. Speaking of their behavior, perhaps women deserve to live longer because they don’t gamble with their life the way men do:they usually think about their diet, drink less, fight with stress and cry when feeling emotional pain (instead of “facing it like a man”).

References:
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/whats-on-her-mind-during-sex
http://au.askmen.com/fashion/manscaping.html
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/159980/Why-women-really-do-feel-the-cold-more-than-men
http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1827162,00.html